By designer Keita Suzuki

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

Call me the Rotmeister

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth liens! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things hey the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. hey. the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.